FOR ALL TO EMBRACE THEIR INNER HUMORIST…..a few corny examples of (this human person’s) SOLO ALONE BY PRODUCTS…”Trust me, the LORD has a TERRIFIC sense of apostolic (assessed as CORNY, HAPPY) HUMOR!” Dr. Taveau
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Q.What is the favorite book of the Bible down at the gas station?
A. FILL-UPpians
Q. What was the name of the movie about the farmer standing quietly in a field of sweet potatoes?
A. The Silence of the Yams
Q. If there is such a word as RE-DUNDANT…then what is the definition of DUNDANT?
Q. What did one podiatrist say to the other?
A. “These are the times which try men’s soles.”
Q.What was King David’s favorite salad dressing?
A. Balpsalmic Vinaigrette
Q. Why did Ronald MacDonald insure his feet?**
A. Because of his golden arches
** This was ANGST RIDDEN TEEN TAVEAU’s VERY FIRST CORNY JOKE, it surfaced while she was sitting feeling restless in the back of her parents car, while they and her baby sister and she, watched the waves roll in at Virginia Beach (Rudy Inlet) during the winter. This corny joke suddenly surfaced from somewhere inside the 17 year old Taveau’s heart.
Q. What did they call it when the impassioned prayer warrior jumped over the back of the pew while he prayed?
A . It was a LEAPING INTERCESSION
(Prior to DFW, East Coast very inspired)… Q. Why did the church hopper cross the road?
A. Because the church he was going to attend next was on the other side.
DEEEEEP SOUTH CHURCH DISCOVERY PERIOD INSPIRED (2005-2015)
Q. What kind of rocket did the New Testament Levitical Pharisees launch at their enemies?
A patriarch missile
Q. Why did the authoritarian Levitical patriarch cross the road?
A. To oversee the other side.
As the lady senior pastor entered the dignified, mostly male ministerial fellowship,
she felt about as welcome as a prophetic woman at a Levitical patriarchs convention.
Q.What do you call a man who keeps the Torah and is very loyal to his country?
A Levitical patriot.
Q.During Jesus’ day, what was the top selling book among Levitical patriarchs?
A. Releasing Your Inner Pharisee
Q. What was the nickname of the super strict Puritan founding fathers who
came over on the Mayflower and settled in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts?
A.The New England Patriarchs
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