ON A SEARCH FOR APOSTOLIC MIRTH

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DURING THIS SURELY AT TIMES HEAVY BUT EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ONGOING STUDY

 

TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP:

 

FROM Taveau Creative Leadership SWARMS OF CORN http://www.swarmsofcorn.wordpress.com

(C)2011 Taveau D’Arcy All copyrights reserved
Q. What signs were  posted on the  Pharisees executive temple washrooms:
A. Patriarchs and Matriarchs

 
As the lady senior pastor entered the dignified, mostly male ministerial fellowship,
she felt about as welcome as a prophetic woman at a Levitical patriarchs convention.

 

 
Q. What kind of rocket did the New Testament Levitical Pharisees launch at their enemies?
A patriarch missile

 
Q. Why did the Levitical patriarch cross the road?

A. To oversee the other side.

 

 

Q.What do you call a man who keeps the Torah and is very loyal to his country?
A Levitical patriot.

 

 

Q.During Jesus’ day, what was the top selling book among Levitical patriarchs?
A. Releasing Your Inner Pharisee

 

 

Q. What was the nickname of the super strict Puritan founding fathers who
came over on the Mayflower and settled in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts?
A.The New England Patriarchs

 

 

SWARMS OF CORN HUMOR (C) 2011 Taveau D’Arcy published by Celebration of His Word Books All copyrights reserved

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Servant leader Taveau has a chief apostolic(spiritual doctrine originator) call to the Christian overseer SLACKSWEARERS* (*When the Earthsuited she inquired of the Lord, noting that Paul was SENT to the GENTILES, PETER to the JEWS, she wanted to know to WHOM this ministry is SENT..and that is when the LORD responded back "TO THE SLACKS WEARERS" (Then T assumed,that the reason is that the Christian leaders/ministry groups...who do not believe in wearing SLACKS already HAVE the"Holy Reverential Terror,Abiding Fear of the Lord".) Historically Galatians 1:1-2 servant office Taveau D'Arcy has taken a stand against all forms of bigotry and leader bias within the Christian community. TCL, DFW LEADER MINISTRY FELLOWSHIP are EORR leader headquarters (Equal Opportunity REAL RESPECT for the Office of Every Human Made in God's Image PSALM 139!) + Abiding Enduring in JAMES 3:17 RELATIONSHIP THEOLOGY. (versus Back Under the OT Law). (www.relationshiptheology.org)...Apostolic EORR promotes,declares CHRISTIAN REAL RESPECT FOR EACH AND ALL..no matter what a Human Persons Race, Age, Religion, Lifestyle, Gender personal choices.)

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