FUR FETCHED REAL LIFE HUMOR

ABOVE: Frankly, if this were MY car…I would rather NOT let anyone know

(Reason: When I first SAW this, I could just picture one of the persons I’d seen online, plus had FRIENDS tell me..ones who have so VERY many that they might post 120 -140 of those little kitty stickers on their car..)

SUPREME EXAMPLES:

I have only ONE kitty, ISAIAH. A while back, a family member suggested that I get another cat to keep him company (and suggested that that one might be named JEREMIAH). I said, “NO, I don’t want to ever be tempted to be a CAT LADY.” But this is the Real Reason.

BACK STORY: In her latter, elderly years, my wonderful Aunt, developed a type of animal hoarding. She had 2 giant chocolate labs plus 7 CATS in her home. And the willful animals RULED. Also, she had one 25 year old cat that lived ON HER BED. Needless to say, I shudder at the memories…as it was most UNPLEASANT visiting. And there were  food plates  everywhere..

PLUS….ON THE NEWS, ONLINE…one continually SEES all sorts of REPORTS of “cat hoarding”..

Above: you may order the ABOVE  MUG from Chewy.com (we sort of lifted PHOTO from the Facebook stream)

ASIDE: Perhaps furry CATS emit something akin to ENDORFINS???

REAL LIFE: A few years ago, I had a family who was attempting to drive over to see me. I was watching the area news, and found out that there was a high speed police chase on the same highway that the precious family was going to use. I called them to advise them to take another route. WHEN the police stopped the person in the getaway car, they found a dead cat, which he explained, he was taking to the vet. YET, once they went back to his home, this gentleman had 64 CATS in his FREEZER.

REAL LIFE: A  massage therapist I know had a rescued kitten. The true Back Story was that it had been rescued after it was seen  dangling from the balcony of an area apartment, (by the firemen)HOWEVER, when they entered the tiny apartment, they found 140 MORE CATS inside.

Hence, this vignette.

HOWEVER, if for some unique , known only to GOD reason, purpose (other than pet sitting and veterinarian-ism) one has BEAUCOUP of felines, animals …then So Be It and GOD AMPLY BLESS!

….ALSO, IF each and every one is kept WELL, SAFE, and SANITARY..

(AND you love your CHILDREN, FAMILY and FRIENDS  equally… if not FAR MORE!)

YET…..SPEAKING OF THE ALWAYS FAMISHED  GAS KITTY

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