ON A SEARCH FOR APOSTOLIC MIRTH

DURING THIS SURELY AT TIMES HEAVY BUT EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ONGOING STUDY

TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP:

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Q. What signs were  posted on the  Pharisees executive temple washrooms:
A. Patriarchs and Matriarchs

 
As the lady senior pastor entered the dignified, mostly male ministerial fellowship,
she felt about as welcome as a prophetic woman at a Levitical patriarchs convention.

 
Q. What kind of rocket did the New Testament Levitical Pharisees launch at their enemies?
A patriarch missile

 
Q. Why did the Levitical patriarch cross the road?

A. To oversee the other side.

Q.What do you call a man who keeps the Torah and is very loyal to his country?
A Levitical patriot.

Q.During Jesus’ day, what was the top selling book among Levitical patriarchs?
A. Releasing Your Inner Pharisee

Q. What was the nickname of the super strict Puritan founding fathers who
came over on the Mayflower and settled in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts?
A.The New England Patriarchs

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