ODD PROPHETIC HUMOR

August 29, 2020 /

“Always on a search for apostolic mirth” TCL

http://www.swarmsofcorn.wordpress.com

Q. WHY DID THE PROPHET CROSS THE ROAD?

A. HE DIDN’T… he just stood there and

PERCEIVED what was on the other side…**

** NOTE…not that this is sound Bible theology fully accurate

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TELL INQUIRING WELP AND ALL: TAVEAU D’ARCY SAYS ” IF YOU ARE THAT ELITE, SO CONCERNED, AND IT’S YOUR PROPER AUTHORITY TO MIND OUR “INNER” LEADER BUSINESS, THEN AT LEAST BE HONEST ENOUGH TO WALK OVER & MODEL I JOHN 1:7…. BY MINISTRY “RELATING” “INTERACTING” “TO MODEL PURE MINISTRY OFFICE JESUS RESPECT” & ANOTHER REASON? TO CONFIRM THAT “YOUR” PROPHETIC “GIFTED SEER” SELF IS ACTUALLY JESUS TRUE! (ALSO : FOR YOUR SAKE..SO THAT YOU ARE NOT GUILTY OF FAILING TO DISCERN THE BODY OF CHRIST CORRECTLY, BECAUSE IT BRINGS 2 CURSES..PLUS BY SECRETIVE, ALOOF… REMAINING “FAR AWAY” IT’S USING DEMONIC WHITE WITCHCRAFT, OBJECTIFYING UNHOLY DIVINING, BIASED FALSE RELIGION, EVEN PSYHIC OCCULT..(ALL OF WHICH ARE TECHNICALLY OCCULT WHITE WITCHCRAFT DESCRIBED I SAMUEL 15:23) WHICH ARE IS IMPURE, SLY, ARROGANT & FALSE AUTHORITY. ALL OF THAT IS DEMONIC . AND SO IS TARGETING,VILIFYING, WORD CURSING. AND THIS DEVILISH SPIRITUAL MINISTRY IS OPERATING “ANTI” THE PRACTICES OF CHRIST…SO IT ALSO HAS A SPIRIT OF ANTICHRIST. PS PLUS IT’S MAJORLY DEFILING INNOCENT PERSONS, INORDINATE, HUGELY INVASIVE & ABUSIVE. BASICALLY IS HAS THE FRUIT OF MINISTRY SELF CENTRIC BIG BOY CULT AND ONGOING ABUSIVE HIDING SATANIC “FALSE AUTHORITY” WHICH JESUS REBUKED AND WARNED THE “BOOKS OF ACTS LEADERS ESPECIALLY ..IN HIS MATTHEW 7:21-23 GRAVE “DEPART FROM ME” ETERNAL RED FLAG WARNING!

CLICK BELOW FOR “WHO IS TAVEAU COVERED BY” …ALSO…YOU ARE A DECIDED BIG SHOT ” LP” IF YOU BRISTLE WITH THIS WOMAN (WHO IS A HUMAN PERSON) LEADER IN FIRST CHURCH MINISTRY (as you never once spoken to me directly , just “ASSUMED” might have knee jerk “ACCUSED”..as it is a SIGN OF THE WHITE LEVITICAL, BIG BOSS “PATRIARCHY””Elite L. MATRIARCHY” in USA MINISTRY..NOR DID YOU EVER ask to meet or speak with me REGARDING.. my Apostolic Theology” BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE ” if” I’d been another WHITE LP MALE: AS THAT IS A TELL TALE WELP, WELM MAIN FRUIT…and it IMPLIES THAT WE’RE AN “IT” “LESS THAN A HUMAN” ‘A MIGHTY APOSTLE’S OR A PROPHET’S PIECE OF PROPERTY”AND IT’S BASICALLY MISOGYNIST, UNDER THE OT LAW. (YET iT IS YOUR CHOICE!) THIS IS USUALLY ONGOING, EVER PRESENT “REAL LIFE” (GIANT, VAST) USA WHITE WELP “ACCUSING” BIASED AGAINST WHITE FEMALES REAL PLAYBOY ISSUE”** “*BUT NOT MY PERSONAL PASTORAL AUTO BIO: S. BAPTIST NON LP, NOT BACK “UNDER THE OLD TIMEY LETTER OF THE LAW” ALSO “CALM,NON PC” WHITE BAPTISTS, COLABORING FATHER AND MOTHER WED VERY HAPPILY IN EPHESIANS 5:21 + 5:22 (PLUS THE ENTIRE CONTENTED CHRIST FOLLOWING LOVING FAMILY!)