ARCHIVED ADMITTEDLY CORNY HUMOR 2012

ADMITTEDLY CORNY HUMOR….
”Always on a search for apostolic mirth”
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Q.DO YOU REMEMBER THE OLD TIMEY HYMN “BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES?”

Well, TODAY, in contemporary TODAY’S CULTURE we might come across this FAMOUS OLD SONG remixed into one of the MODERN DAY FOLLOWING…

** IF THEY SANG IT AT THE DAIRY FARM: BRINGING IN THE CHEESE

**IF THEY SANG IT AT A KANSAS CITY FOOTBALL GAME: BRINGING IN THE CHIEFS

**IF THEY SANG IT IN AN HERB GARDEN: BRINGING IN THE CHIVES

**IF THEY SANG SANG IT AT STARBUCKS: BRINGING IN THE CHAIS

**IF THEY SANG IT OUT IN THE FARMER’S WHEAT FIELD: BRINGING IN THE SCYTHES

IF THEY SANG IT IN A BAR: BRINGING IN THE CHIVAS No, the writer never drank, but (* via her father in law) repeatedly heard of it

**IF THEY SANG IT DURING A KNIFE FIGHT: BRINGING IN THE SHIVS

** IF THEY SANG IT WHILE PREPARING THE FLOUR TO MAKE THE COOKIES: BRINGING IN THE SIFTS (booh..willing to admit!)

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